Dan Sans - Carpenter/Cautionist

What is one question you wish people would ask you more?

Would you like a massage?

What is one question you wish people would ask you less?

Are You in Line?

Do you feel you have met your own expectations?

 No. 

Big dreams are a funny thing.

How do you measure success?

 In general? Projects? 

Not sure. 

I suppose financial solvency helps. It affords one the time to reflect on these things, maybe take a vacation. 

I really appreciate it when things go mostly to plan and end up as intended. 

On time is fondant, frosting and gravy.

How do you spend Sunday? 

I wish the answer was, go on a bike ride or a walk, ideally with my favorite.  

The true answer is, doing laundry, organizing tools or some other chore.

What's a word or phrase people use that you just can't stand?

Oh My God

How did you spend your last birthday? 

Working; then being treated with kindness and getting drunk. 

If your pet could talk, what do you think they might say about you?

You’re ok, Thanks for bringing me in off the streets. Meow, 

Me belly full but me hungry.

What actor would you choose to play you in your biopic?

Charles Bronson. He’s dead but that’s ok, we will not be making any biopics.  

Oh wait! If we can’t get Daniel Day Lewis or Gary Oldman, let’s Give Sam Rockwell a call.

If you had to wear one outfit from head to toe every day for a year, what would it be? 

Tricky question; am I marooned somewhere for a year? If so where. The location would dictate my choice. 

If it’s a perfect climate and all I had to do was answer questions and do art; I’d wear my Domi Manjamas. 

Dan Sans is a Carpenter who lives in Oakland California with his  cat e-trade

@sansamicusllc

photos taken by Crystaldawn Bell

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